Online:Dorzogg the Gutter-King

Dorzogg the Gutter-King
Home Settlement	Dragonstar Arena
Race	Orc	Gender	Male
Health	39,959
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Medium	Profession	Warrior
Other Information
Faction(s)	Dorzogg's Dozen

Dorzogg the Gutter-King

Dorzogg the Gutter-King is an Orc warrior and the self-styled king of Dorzogg's Dozen found at the Dragonstar Arena planning to fight in the area alongside his two knights: Shei-Beekus and Sellineth Skeever-Face. A ballad in his honor written by Shei-Beekus can be found on the cart near him.

Dialogue

He'll greet you with one of the following:

"I don't have time for this. I have a competition to plan for!"

"What? Is it time to enter the Arena? Wait a moment. You're not the Battlemaster. You're nobody!"

"What? Haven't you ever heard of Durzogg's Dozen?"

"What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?"

Sorry to interrupt.

"Of course you are. Me and my troops were discussing strategy. We've got a few surprises waiting for those tuskless runts! Lots of surprises …."

What kind of surprises?

"Well, for one thing—hey! What are you trying to pull here?
I'm not going to tell you our strategy. That would be stupid! I'm not some skinny Elf to be tricked by sly winks and twisted words!"

Who are you?

"You must have been hit in the head. Don't you recognize your king?"

You're my... king?

"Dorzogg the Gutter-King, at your service! Lord of skeevers and cut-purses and … you know … puddles. Things you find in the gutter. You're really putting me on the spot.
I'm a king. Just trust me, all right?"

Are you sure you're really a king?

"Sure? Of course I'm sure!
I have a pointy crown. I have loyal knights. I even have a castle!"

You have a castle?

"All right. You caught me. I don't have a castle. But I have a crown and some knights!
And as soon as we conquer this fancy pit-fight, we're going to buy a castle with the winnings."

You really plan to fight in the arena?

"Why wouldn't we? We're Dorzogg's Dozen and we're ready for anything!"'

I only see three of you.

"Now you're catching on! Ha! Where do you figure my other six knights are? Sneaky, sneaky …."

Um, six and three adds up to nine.

"Right, nine. A dozen! Don't they teach you numbers back in the civilized regions?"